delicious to the maximum
cohen j. berry; only male quad in my family, that's pretty much a big deal. i'm a psychology major at haven, so one of these days you'll end up on my couch. don't ask what the j. stands for, i'll never tell you.
Nice eyebrow wiggle you’ve got going on there.
Thanks. Secret talent. Don’t tell anyone.
You’ll probably meet most people before then, but still. There’s nothing like getting drunk in the woods. I’m Silas.
Getting drunk in the woods? Are the rebel type that brings alcohol on school sponsored trips? I might need to look out for you once we get there then, Silas.
Niagara Falls seems fun though, getting wet on a boat.
Oh, Niagara Falls…I guess I didn’t realize where we would be going. Yeah, that doesn’t sound too bad actually. There might be a silver lining yet.
Wait… there’s bears??
Duh, there bears everywhere. Especially at campsites. Fact.
I want my own tent, so hopefully it is a far distance from yours unless you want a raging woman knocking on your tent at 2am because you snore too loud. I’m Marilyn.
I’m pretty sure unless you sleep with whoever in charge, he likelihood of getting your own tent is slim. If either one of us snores, it’d probably be you. My nose and nasal cavity as a whole is virtually flawless while yours is…well…don’t make me say it. Marilyn, eh? Let’s hope you can live up to that name. I’m Cohen.
Ah, I assumed as much.
Am I just supposed to magically guess your name or are you going to tell me? Ha. Me? Hyperventilating in nature? I’m an archeology major, sweetheart. Nature is like… my second home. I’m almost offended you’d take me to be that much of a priss. Actually, strike that, I am offended. I’ll be sure to bring you a paper bag, kay sweetheart?
Did my stunning smile give that away?
I typically don’t tell people my name unless they ask for it. You on the other hand seem to follow a different creed and just volunteer that information to anyone you see. But since you so eloquently inquired about it, I am Cohen. Furthermore, you do realize we just met…so how was I suppose to know anything about what you’re majoring in. For all I know you could be majoring in butterfly science. Who knows? So forgive me for not realizing your inner Indiana Jones. You’re good in nature, that’s great! Now I’ll definitely come find you if I need help with anything while I’m out there. And don’t worry, I’ll have my own paper bag handy because I know myself and I’ll probably want one. Oh, and just a note…two sweethearts when you just met me? It’s a little condescending and let’s face it, you’re too pretty to pull that off.
Nah… if everyone else wasn’t going, I wouldn’t go either. But I guess it could be fun? I don’t know… we’ll see.
It’ll probably be fun during the day. That’s when everyone’s awake but at night is when the bears come out and I’m really not about that life.
