delicious to the maximum

Packing sucks.

Thu, 09 May 2013 00:00:10 -0400

freddy-motta:

Nice eyebrow wiggle you’ve got going on there.

Thanks. Secret talent. Don’t tell anyone.

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Wed, 08 May 2013 23:59:39 -0400

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Wed, 08 May 2013 23:58:46 -0400

Packing sucks.

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:56:50 -0400

Packing for a camping trip sucks harder.

Uhm.

Wed, 08 May 2013 10:09:41 -0400

silasstjames:

You’ll probably meet most people before then, but still. There’s nothing like getting drunk in the woods. I’m Silas.

Getting drunk in the woods? Are the rebel type that brings alcohol on school sponsored trips? I might need to look out for you once we get there then, Silas.

Uhm.

Wed, 08 May 2013 10:09:20 -0400

hallefabray:

Niagara Falls seems fun though, getting wet on a boat.

Oh, Niagara Falls…I guess I didn’t realize where we would be going. Yeah, that doesn’t sound too bad actually. There might be a silver lining yet.

Uhm.

Tue, 07 May 2013 03:23:31 -0400

freddy-motta:

Wait… there’s bears??

Duh, there bears everywhere. Especially at campsites. Fact.

Uhm.

Tue, 07 May 2013 03:19:32 -0400

marilyn-lynn:

I want my own tent, so hopefully it is a far distance from yours unless you want a raging woman knocking on your tent at 2am because you snore too loud. I’m Marilyn.

I’m pretty sure unless you sleep with whoever in charge, he likelihood of getting your own tent is slim. If either one of us snores, it’d probably be you. My nose and nasal cavity as a whole is virtually flawless while yours is…well…don’t make me say it. Marilyn, eh? Let’s hope you can live up to that name. I’m Cohen.

Uhm.

Tue, 07 May 2013 03:13:53 -0400

piperflan:

Ah, I assumed as much.

Am I just supposed to magically guess your name or are you going to tell me? Ha. Me? Hyperventilating in nature? I’m an archeology major, sweetheart. Nature is like… my second home. I’m almost offended you’d take me to be that much of a priss. Actually, strike that, I am offended. I’ll be sure to bring you a paper bag, kay sweetheart?

Did my stunning smile give that away?

I typically don’t tell people my name unless they ask for it. You on the other hand seem to follow a different creed and just volunteer that information to anyone you see. But since you so eloquently inquired about it, I am Cohen. Furthermore, you do realize we just met…so how was I suppose to know anything about what you’re majoring in. For all I know you could be majoring in butterfly science. Who knows? So forgive me for not realizing your inner Indiana Jones. You’re good in nature, that’s great! Now I’ll definitely come find you if I need help with anything while I’m out there. And don’t worry, I’ll have my own paper bag handy because I know myself and I’ll probably want one. Oh, and just a note…two sweethearts when you just met me? It’s a little condescending and let’s face it, you’re too pretty to pull that off.

Uhm.

Tue, 07 May 2013 03:05:24 -0400

freddy-motta:

Nah… if everyone else wasn’t going, I wouldn’t go either. But I guess it could be fun? I don’t know… we’ll see.

It’ll probably be fun during the day. That’s when everyone’s awake but at night is when the bears come out and I’m really not about that life.

Uhm.

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:57:01 -0400

piperflan:

You seem like a pleasant and optimistic person…

Hi, I’m Piper and I’ve never been camping. We can suffer together, yeah!

Oh…awkward because I’m not too much of either. I’m moderately pleasant, I guess.

Hello, Piper. Yeah, I’ve been before, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. If I see you hyperventilating near a tree, I’ll bring you a paper bag, deal?

Uhm.

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:56:19 -0400

hallefabray:

I’m pretty sure everyone just gets assigned, but you might wanna get in quick.

Oh, well that makes things a lot easier then. Now I’m just afraid of what kind of person I’ll get paired with. I’m not exactly great in nature. Not my best light.

Uhm.

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:55:00 -0400

marilyn-lynn:

Are there seriously going to be more new people at this trip?

I am going to ignore the bitchy subtext entirely and hope that your tent is far from mine. Nice to meet you, by the way!

Uhm.

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:51:29 -0400

silasstjames:

I know the feeling, camping sucks but I don’t want everyone to go without me.

I’m glad you get it! I’m not one with nature or anything like that. But it’ll be nice to meet everyone in a…less structured setting, I’m assuming.

Uhm.

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:49:32 -0400

freddy-motta:

I don’t think it’s too late. But then again, I’m not in charge of it. I’m Freddy by the way.

Thanks Freddy. I’m sure my sisters, one of them, will know more info for me. Camping’s not my forte…I guess that makes me high maintenance? I’m not sure.

Uhm.

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:44:56 -0400

Hopefully I’m not too late for sign ups for this camping trip. I hate camping but I hate hearing about things that everyone else has done also.

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Tue, 07 May 2013 01:39:49 -0400

Robots. You can at least make them clean for you. Dinosaurs destroy shit.